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We all know the economy is bad; but here at CROCTALES we found a way to make fun of it anyway... Our EconCOMICAL Task Force has solutions for bad banks, the auto industry and much, much more.
EconCOMICAL Task Force # 1 CROCTALES stimulus package or "how to jump-start the auto industry"
Here's a hint: The best jump-start (battery) won't help if your old clunker has a flat tire.....
EconCOMICAL Task Force, step # 2 Cleaning up the bank(s)
while injecting liquidity
(after the dot-com, internet, and real estate bubble, we've had enough hot air)
It's hard to clean-up the bank, when someone in a high position is firmly holding on to his seat......
EconCOMICAL Task Force, step # 3 Continuing to clean up the banking system
...by removing all deposits
"When a government is dependent
upon bankers for money, they - and not the leaders of the government - control
the situation, since the hand that gives is above the hand that takes... Money
has no motherland; financiers are without patriotism and without decency; their
sole object is gain."
EconCOMICAL Task Force, step # 4 Introducing New Accounting Practices Squaring up after cooking the books
EconCOMICAL Task Force, step # 5 Feather-all* stress test
How do
you think it's done??? Scare tactics? Some banks got hit really hard. What
about all those bouncing
*unlike the Federal stress test, our test is performed exclusively by our feathered friends
EconComical Task Force, step # 6 Getting used to bank holidays
and finally: the result of our extended research EconComical Task Force, step # 7 sometimes bankruptcies are unavoidable
After the stress test, some bank-ruptures might occur. You might need a cushion to avoid a hard landing in case of these bankruptcies. . . (Hey, we told you ducks can('t) spell!!!) For more financial and (more or less) legal CROCTALES click here
In tough economic times like these,
we're brushing up on some new business opportunities. For more jobs check out DUCK TALK & the 2014 CROCTALES JOB FAIR
Trying our luck with acting in the new "Robin Hood" movie
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- but PLEASE
without creating new bubbles....
(bankster at work)
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. .for our banking system
checks?
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