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Welcome to the CROCTALES archives

Here you can find our 2009 (weekly) comics; in case you missed an issue or just to browse and have fun. Let's Croc!

Thank you for a great year 2009!

We'd like to wish you a peaceful, happy and healthy year 2010

with one of the early CROCTALES pictures (also featured in the 2010 calendar)

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

 

FYI: On January 1st, 2010 the current archives will be moved to make room for our 2010 editions.

You'll find our 2009 archives in "long term storage" at www.croctales.org

week 52 "The little Christmas tree" story, part IV

for the full story including special features and final edition check out: "The little Christmas Tree" (available from Dezember 1st until January 10th).

Next, the ducklings and the Cookie-Mouse thought about decorating the tree;

with everyone getting excited, there by the sea.

They built paper dresses for the little tree,

checking what looked best, there near the sea.

They even baked ornaments for their friend by the sea,

adding decorations - sweet as can be.

. . . to be continued on Christmas Eve

with the big finale on Christmas Day

week 51 "The little Christmas tree story" part III

After all those hours of studying, the little tree passed it's TATs*, scoring a higher than most other Christmas trees.

Later Mr. Beaver inspected and praised the little tree,

leaving it standing proudly there near the sea.

*(Tree Achievement Test)

week 50

Croc and his friends even tried to educate the little Christmas tree,

standing there - no longer alone - by the sea.

They taught the little tree everything they knew about the holidays

about stockings, Christmas corals*(?), and how to shine on Christmas eve -  in safe ways.

*We told you ducks can('t) spell, right?!?                                                              . . . to be continued

week 49

Once upon a time . . . there was a little Christmas tree

standing all alone on the beach, near the sea.

Soon, our four ducklings discovered the tree,

standing alone, there by the sea.

The Cookie-Mouse exclaimed "We have to feed it and help it grow"

So the ducklings brought formula, water, cookies and a Christmas ornament to show.


week 48

SPECIAL EVENT November 26th
HAPPY THANKSGIVING
THANK YOU & HAPPY THANKSGIVING

This Thanksgiving we'd like to say THANK YOU to our visitors fromthe USA, the UK, Australia, New Zealand, Finland, Belgium, Singapore, Spain, France, Germany, Switzerland, Austria, Canada, Croatia, Macedonia, Saudi Arabia, Thailand, China, India, South Africa, Venezuela, Mexico, Mauritius, Slovenia, Hong Kong, Brazil, Argentina, Luxembourg, Liechtenstein, Kyrgyzstan, Ireland, Greece, Italy, Bulgaria, Turkey, Israel, Palestine, Tunisia, Sri Lanka, Poland, Malaysia, Kuwait, the Philippines, Morocco, Egypt, Serbia, Denmark, Hungary, Colombia, Puerto Rico, Iceland, Russia, Lithuania, Taiwan, Norway and Indonesia who made CROCTALES a worldwide success story.

As you can see, we are learning, too. We started translating a short description of CROCTALES for the growing number of International guests:

CROCTALES - Let's Croc! Comic четырех уток, один из крокодиловой и мыши., CROCTALES - Let's Croc! Comic quattro anatre, un alligatore e il cookie mouse, CROCTALES - Let's Croc! Comic cuatro patos, un caimán y el "cookie" ratón, CROCTALES - Let's Croc! BD sur quatre canards, un alligator et la "cookie" souris.漫画四个鸭,鳄鱼和鼠标, CROCTALES - Let's Croc! Comic τέσσερις πάπιες, ένα αλιγάτορα και το ποντίκι, コミック4アヒル、ワニやマウス, CROCTALES - Let's Croc! Comic négy kacsa, egy alligátor és az egeret, CROCTALES - Let's Croc! Comic čtyři kachny, jeden aligátor a myš, Comic fire ænder, en Alligator og  cookie musen, CROCTALES - Let's Croc! Comic neljä ankat, alligaattori ja  cookie hiiri, Stripovi četiri patke, jedan aligator i miša, CROCTALES - Let's Croc! Comic vier eenden, een alligator en de cookie Mouse, CROCTALES - Let's Croc! Comic fire ender, en alligatoren og Cookie Mouse, CROCTALES - Let's Croc! Comic quatro patos, um jacaré e os cookies Mouse, CROCTALES - Let's Croc! Comic čtyři kachny, jeden aligátor a Cookie Mouse. CROCTALES - Let's Croc! Koominen tarina Alligator nimeltä Croc neljä Jännitystä ankanpoikien ja ujo pieni Cookie-hiiri. CROCTALES - Ein Comic über vier freche Enten, einen Alligator und die Cookie Maus.

 Let's Croc!

Come back next week for the start of our Xmas series "The little Christmas Tree"


week 47

Alien sighting in South Florida

no need to call NASA, they are just Canadian and European snow birds arriving for the season


week 46

after last week's "chest pain" study
we continue our scientific series with

 

MOLEcular biology

In case you are wondering about the planet in the background of this picture - check out our LITTLE GREEN PLANET series.

Holidays November 11th:

Veterans' Day (USA)

St. Martin's Day or Martinstag or Martinmas (celebrated in Germany, Austria, UK, Denmark, Belgium, Netherlands, Estonia, Malta, Slovenia, Croatia, Switzerland, Poland, Portugal, Spain, Czech Republic, parts of Latin America the USA and Canada)

St. Martin, born as Martin of Tours, started out as a Roman soldier. He was baptized as an adult and became a monk. It is understood that he was a kind man who led a quiet and simple life. The most famous legend of his life is that he once cut his cloak in half to share with a beggar during a snowstorm, to save the beggar from dying of the cold. In Latin America St. Martin  has a strong popular following and is frequently referred to as San Martín Caballero, in reference to his common depiction on horseback.

Let's think about the less fortunate this St. Martin's Day and share our cloak of wealth

It's cool to share - but it's also heart warming


week 45

DUCKLINGS' MEDICAL RESEARCH GROUP

   

today's subject: CHEST PAIN


week 44

early edition & double feature
 


 

Trying to buy some time??!? Check out Ducklings' Daylight Saving & Loan, offering:

Guaranteed: fixed return (to regular time) November 1st, 2009

Issued in the USA only once a year (starting on March 8th, 2009), limited time only (ends November 1st, 2009)

Beware: Other countries have daylight saving time, too but the dates and terms might be different (e.g. Daylight Saving time in Europe and Australia ends on October 25th)

for more CROCTALES banksters and legal issues click here

. . . and here is a  vintage CROCTALES picture (from 1996)
 This and more CLASSIC CROCTALES can be found in
the 2010 CROCTALES - Let's Croc! calendar

        

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

for more vintage CROCTALES - Let's Croc! pictures click HERE


week 43

CROCTALES' philosophical mechanics or mechanical philosophy

During these tough economical times. . .


we are trying to stretch the dollar...

= pay with a tension? or pay attention
(on what you spend your money on) . . .


for more CROCTALES economics check out our EconCOMICAL task force

week 42

HAPPY COLUMBUS DAY

NAVY-GATOR in action

On October 12, 1492 Christopher Columbus arrived in the Americas; the day is celebrated as COLUMBUS DAY in the United States of America, as Día de la Raza (Day of the race ) in many countries in Latin America , as Día de las Culturas (Day of the Cultures) in Costa Rica , as Discovery Day in The Bahamas, as Día de la Hispanidad and Fiesta Nacional in Spain, as Día de las Américas (Day of the Americas) in Uruguay  and as Día de la Resistencia Indígena (Day of Indigenous Resistance) in Venezuela.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING

to our Canadian friends  


week 41

DOWN UNDER

AYERS ROCK, Australia

hosting the big CROCTALES kangaroo rope jumping contest

for more pictures from our trip around the world click HERE


week 40   

GREETINGS FROM CHINA

 你好
 (ni hao)
(Hello)
Oops, we didn't notice your friend(s) there: 你们好
(nimen hao
)
(Hello to all of you)
 

您的南佛罗里达州的青少年漫画和年轻的心,美国漫画

(google translation: Your South-Florida comic for the young and the young at heart, American comic)


week 39

join us on our TRIP AROUND THE WORLD

bring your family and friends and check out the new

CROCTALES for KIDS web site


week 38

HEALTH CARE

We've got the solution!

FREE physical therapy for everyone!

How??

. . . . just (by) pulling your leg.


week 37

HAPPY LABOR DAY

 . . . it doesn't matter though;

we're volunteers, anyway


week 36

Remember this one?

Building a fire wall for your note book

aka . . . page 7 of our first book "Go with the flow"

Of course back then the pictures where just black & white so  your kids (and grand kids) could color them after you finished  reading.


week 35

 THIS IS A DIGITAL PICTURE

     

What did you expect??!?   

 

mega-  -sells (pxs)


week 34

CROCTALES LIMERICK

to catch a bore

while drilling

might not be boring

but quite thrilling

Or was that a boar?

Need a little help? Check out dictionary.com*  (bore = an abrupt rise of tidal water moving rapidly inland or dull person or. . .  your choice )

*CROCTALES, Eva M. Schemmerer and the CROCTALES Webadministrator are not responsible for information and content of external (= other than Original CROCTALES)  links  on  CROCTALES web sites.


week 33

following up on last week's GROUND BREAKING NEWS

introducing our

NEW(s) TICKER

(Doesn't ring a bell? Doesn't matter)


week 32

GROUND BREAKING

for our

NEW (S)

CHANNEL

We really dig into it!

. . . to be continued


week 31

CROCTALES Coffee Mills

         

 

wind power              &               duck power  


WE ARE BACK!

In case you're wondering what we did on our little vacation:


 

sale-ing the coupon clipper

. . . or in our case: cruising the river Danube

on board the A-ROSA RIVA, www.a-rosa.de; check out their 2 for 1 online specials


week 30 (2009) 

and finally: the result of our extended research

EconComical Task Force, step # 7

sometimes bankruptcies are unavoidable

After the stress test, some bank-ruptures might occur. You might need a cushion to avoid a hard landing in case of these bankruptcies. . . (Hey, we told you ducks can('t) spell !!!)
for more financial and (more or less) legal CROCTALES click HERE


week 29 (2009)

EconComical Task Force, step 6

Getting used to . . .

. . . bank holidays


week 28 (2009)

EconComical Task Force, step # 5

Featheral stress test

. . . for banks.

Do you think our bank will pass the stress test?

To be continued. . . next week, our final (double) feature "EconComical Task Farce" steps 6 and 7: bank holidays and bankruptcies


week 27

EconCOMICAL TASK FORCE STEP # 4

Accounting practices

Squaring up. . . after cooking the books  


week26

EconComical Task Force Step # 3

Continuing to clean up the banking system

. . . by removing all deposits


week 25

ECONCOMICAL TASK FORCE STEP # 2

Cleaning up the banks while injecting liquidity - but PLEASE without creating a new bubble....

It's hard to clean-up the bank, when someone in a high position is firmly holding on to his seat......

You're wondering about the little planet in this picture? Check out our mini-series Our Little Green Planet

Next week, Econcomical task farce 3: CLEANING UP THE BANKING SYSTEM (part 2)


week 24

start of a new series "CROCTALES ECONCOMICAL TASK FORCE"

STIMULUS PACKAGE or

How to jump-start the auto industry

Here's a hint: The best jump-start

won't help if your old junker has a flat tire.....

You're wondering about the little planet in this picture? Check out our mini-series Our Little Green Planet


week 23 DOUBLE FEATURE

HURRICANE SEASON starts June 1st

We are ready! We've got peanut butter for 30 days, duck beer (rootbeer) for 2 weeks, crackers and chips for 1 month, chocolate for 2 months, cheese......

. . .  and don't forget a good book!
for more CROCTALES weather click
here


week 22

DOUBLE FEATURE

This Memorial Day we're taking a trip down memory lane to 2002

       

heading South for a family reunion                                         Memorial Day BBQ


week 21

A special Tribute to the Space Shuttle  "ATLANTIS"  CREW

 

Watch out for that space junk!


week 20

 HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY

week 19

The icing on the cake

......all organic (water) & low cal, too

week 18

It's o.k. to screw in, screw out, screw down,

But try not to screw up!

(take a close look and see what happens if you do) 

week 17 DOUBLE FEATURE
 

GOT MILK???

confronted with another mystery from the depth of the universe.....
Friendly Aliens in their traveling coffee maker,
looking for the Milky Way.



April 22nd is EARTH DAY

 

We're cleaning up our little green "Planet CROCTALES"

You can help! Start with planet EARTH.


week 16

Winning GOLD in: Eggroll sprint
Egg Bejing (aka egg pecking)
Celebrations taking place at the all you can egg buffet

  

and
HAPPY PASSOVER to our Jewish Friends

week 15
Take me out to the ball park

baseball season starts Sunday, April 5th, 2009

week 14

April 1st 2009: change of scenery - moving to CROCh Ness,  Scotland

 
... Just kidding! We'll be right back here next week.
week 13

week 12
Happy St. Patrick's Day

A little St. Patrick's Day Trivia:
What does "Erin go brough" mean?
Erin go brough is a phonetic version of Éirinn go brách,
which in Irish (Gaelic) means Ireland Forever

week 11 - early edition
Trying to buy some time??!?
Check out Duckling's Daylight Saving...

...& Loan - the new bubble economy?!?

Guaranteed: fixed return (to regular time) on November 1st, 2009

Issued in the USA once a year (starting on March 8th, 2009),

limited time only (ends November 1st, 2009)

Beware: Other countries have daylight saving time, too but the dates and terms might be different!


week 10 - DOUBLE FEATURE
 
March is National CROChet Month
   
oops, that was knitting.....

CROCheting is done with a hook...
....not so sure if THAT'S the RIGHT kind of hook either.
For more CROC activities check out the new
 ALL ABOUT CROC page

week 09-2009
It's called Mardi Gras, Carneval or Fasching...

... we just call it having a good time

week 08-2009
visiting the famous historiCROCks
at Mount Crushmore

 HAPPY PRESIDENTS' DAY

week 07-2009
Croc's Quiz of the week:
What are you not, if you have a
cloud without a D?

1. A duck with an answer?
2. No Dhunder?
3. No Drain?
4. Clear skies?
5. Clou-less, because you'd have a CLOU!

week 06-2009
  S U P E R B O W L  XLIII in Tampa, Florida
live action in slow motion:

take a close look at the ducks:
1. linebacker-duck tackles Croc
2. running interception by quarter quack.... who fumbles back
for a
TOUCH DOWN..
while the rest of the team plays their own game.... with coconuts..
WELCOME TO FLORIDA

...and...

looking back to Jan. 20th, 2009 .... INAUGURATION DAY

A PRESIDENT WITHOUT PRECEDENCE

attending the big event: Lobbyist Duck, Secret Service Ducks and of course the media

week 4-2009
  A New Chapter in History
starting on
Monday, January 19th: MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. DAY

Tuesday, January 20th: INAUGURATION of Barack Obama as 44th President of the United States

These are the events everybody knows about....
but there's also
Jan 20th: GRAND RE-OPENING of the Broward County Library,
               Galt Ocean Mile Reading Center
Jan 24th: LEGENDS OF BASEBALL Game at Fort Lauderdale Stadium

week 3-2009
OUR BIGGEST TREASURE

....not gold or a treasure map
but (a coupon for) HUGS
hug one - get more hugs free!
Don't forget to hug your loved ones,... again ....and again!

week 2-2009
NEW YEARS RESOLUTION
 
diet  and  exercise
all in one

A perfect example of a "well-balaced diet"
For more "dieting tips" go to CROC DIET


We're wishing you a happy, healthy New Year.

week 52
- SPECIAL EDITION -
(DOUBLE FEATURE)

     

HAPPY HOLIDAYS
 

'T was the night before Christmas...
......when out on the beach

All the ducklings were sleeping,
Croc and mouse within reach.

The stockings were hung on a palm tree with care,

In hopes that St. Nick'las soon would be there;

The ducklings were nestled all snug on the sand,

With visions of sugar-plums and cookies at hand;

When a few feet away there arose such a clatter,

I woke up and sprang to see what was the matter.

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,

But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer,

With a little old driver, so lively and quick,

I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,

And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;

A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,

Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,

And filled all the stockings; then turned with a jerk,

And laying his finger aside of his nose,

And giving a nod, round the palm tree he rose;

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,

And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.

But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all,
and to all a good-night!"

SPECIAL EVENT DECEMBER 20th, 2008
 
HAPPY Golden ANNIVERSARY to
Mr. & Mrs. Silvar
 

week 51

WINTERFEST BOATPARADE taking place in Ft. Lauderdale December 13th, 2008


going even further back to the2008 archives

 

 a special THANK YOU! to my friend Anna Elisabeth who suggested to feature a weekly cartoon on our web site
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